30th March, 2006 (8:29 pm)

Random Rant #2 (9)

Every morning on the way to work, I pass a beauty parlour that proudly boasts in three-foot high letters on a canvas banner that it now has “new tanning unit’s”. It drives me fucking crazy. Appalling grammar of both shop owner and banner-maker aside, why the fuck hasn’t someone taken the bloody thing down? It’s been there well over a year, so surely someone at some time has commented that it’s grammatically incorrect? Aren’t they embarrassed about it? I fucking would be.

I swear, nothing turns me off a service faster than poor spelling/grammar. If they can’t be arsed to proofread something that important - a banner on the main road into town, for Christ’s Sake - how the hell can you be sure that they’ve properly read the fucking instruction manual for the tanning machines in the first place? You wouldn’t get my pale arse in there if the ‘unit’s’ were fucking free.

V xx

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