27th May, 2007 (7:37 pm)

The Day He Had The Pox. Again. (4)

There’s no doubting that it’s Chicken Pox now. Overnight S’s little body exploded into spots, and over the course of the day they’ve become increasingly widespread, bigger, angrier and - apparently - itchier. They’re confined mainly to his little trunk and - love him - his gorgeous little face. He’s gone to bed dosed up on Calpol and smothered head to toe in Calamine Lotion, looking like an over-powdered goth with acne. Bless.

You only have to glance at my original Chicken Pox entry to see that I was un-bloody-convinced by Dr. Hot and his rather uncertain diagnosis. Go me and my - air quote - mother’s intuition. Oh well - better to have it now than later and blah blah blahdy blah; I just thank God he’s come out in spots now, just as the half-term holidays start and M commences his week off work. For once, it’s not the worst timing in the world!

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26th May, 2007 (3:19 pm)

The Day With The Ten Reasons (7)

Ten reasons why I’m being an uncommunicative and miserable cow of late:

1. My house looks like crap;
2. I’m unmotivated to deal with my queue of clients;
3. My PC’s being wanky again;
4. My WP is now also being wanky;
5. The Recordable DVD Player has died on us;
6. M’s going out tonight and staying away overnight. Sob;
7. Almost all of my fav shows have finished;
8. Work is horrible;
9. S may have chicken pox. Again;
10. I feel and look rubbish right now.

On the plus side, I received a completely unexpected and two week early birthday gift from Maja yesterday. And it was not just any gift, no - it was a special book that had the word ‘fuck’ on every single page. Feeling as I did at that exact moment after walking through my front door, I don’t think that I could have had a better present if Patrick Dempsey had been sitting on my sofa in his Grey’s Anatomy scrubs and with a whip clenched between his teeth.

Edit: Oh, the post before is the aforementioned Voicepost. If you’re not my crazy stalker, feel free to drop me a line if you really want the password to listen to me talk crap for five minutes with an inexplicable and not-usually-there lisp.

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21st May, 2007 (7:47 pm)

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21st May, 2007 (5:12 pm)

The Bit With the Non-Deadness (9)

I am not dead. Just . . . well, hibernating.

Normal service will resume just as soon as I think of something interesting to say.

Edit: There’s a dull, slightly rambling and too-lazy-to-type voicepost available for people on my LJ list!

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7th May, 2007 (8:22 pm)

The Bit With SpiderFuckingMan (13)

Dear World,

STOP RAMMING SPIDERFUCKINGMAN DOWN MY GODDAMN THROAT.

I don’t give a shit about the new Spiderman film. I saw the first one, thought it was crap and have given the whole franchise a wide berth ever since - until, of course, it appeared on every other advert on TV, on the side of cereal packets, in magazines, on fifteen zillion billboards, in toy shops - everywhere.

Peter Parker can take his skinny fucking arse and just LEAVE ME ALONE.

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