25th October, 2008 (1:02 pm)
The Day After Disneyland (20)
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7th October, 2008 (7:36 pm)
The Day With All the Offense (10)
Doesn’t matter which direction I look in, I’m being offended from both sides today. Can you believe that article on how to ‘deal’ with your girl once she’s ‘let herself go’? Or those adverts? Fuck you, assholes. I don’t buy Pantene but if I did, I’d stop right here. Please - do the same. NOTHING should encourage the advertisers into believing that these deeply offensive campaigns even remotely work.
Also, my employers fucked over my work BFF, failing to give him a job he not only deserved, but would absolutely kick ass at - a role working to me. I was still shaking with anger half an hour after finding out that he didn’t get it. I know I’m biased but wtf - a blind chimp could see that he’s too talented for the job he’s in. Now he’s going to find a better job elsewhere, quit, and tell them to kiss his ass - and that’ll suck. Who else will I have lunch with? :(
I know I’m typing shit, randomly venting, and no-one cares about my Konami rant either. Clearly still gunkified, aren’t I? :p Tell me - what’s new with you? Good weekend? Get laid?

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4th October, 2008 (11:30 am)
The Day I Hated Konami (6)
I hate Konami.
I don’t really. Obviously. They gave the world two of my favourite games series of all time - Silent Hill and Metal Gear - but wtf, the arsing about with the PAL release of Silent Hill: Homecoming has just been farcical. One minute it’s aligned with the US release, the next it’s a week later, the next it’s after fucking Christmas. JUST GIVE ME A DATE YOU BASTARDS. It’s bad enough knowing that my US friends have already ripped the shrink-wrap off of this gorgeous, gross little game, but it’s worse still not to know when I’m going to get the chance to do the same. As I type this, Amazon UK aren’t even listing the game (least not when you search for ’silent hill’ anyways - but then Amazon aren’t overly reliable with game releases), whereas Play.com states 31st October. That seems to be the date sported by most sites, but it pisses me off that I don’t actually know . . . and I’ll kill myself if I get my heart set on the 31st only to find the game pushed back again.
I’ve put in my pre-order for Dead Space though, so I should be kicking the shit out of corpses and aliens within a fortnight. I know I’ve oversold this game to death but seriously - when did I ever lie to you? Didn’t I tell you that the Bee Movie sucked? See - I’d never lie to you. And this game is awesome. Char believes me - you should too.
Methinks that all this senseless zombie killing may be good for my bad gunky - I could do with some cathartic ass-kicking.

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1st October, 2008 (8:12 pm)
The Day With the News (9)
M started a new job today. Same place and it’s shift work, but it’s (much) more money, more experience for him and a great opportunity. Pluses outweigh the minuses. Good Times.
He accepted the position in July but it’s taken them this long to sort everything out and release the shift pattern. For two weeks they’re all on days as they complete training and get into the new regime, but after that they start the day/night rotation. His is the one shift that falls over Christmas Eve night AND Christmas Day night. AND then New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day (when we’re usually in Brighton). So S and I will effectively be spending Christmas alone. Bad - no wait, shitty, awful, SHIT - Times.
This news is doing nothing to ease the bad gunky.
Updated: Just re-read this and realised how ungrateful I sound. He works in manufacturing, so the fact that he has a job at all should be enough for me to shut the fuck up. Ignore me. Am just a miserable twat lately.

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