29th December, 2008 (9:53 pm)
The Day With The MADNESS (9)
Am starting to think that it may just be easier to buy a gun and KILL MYSELF than keep up this pathetic pretense that some day, maybe, I'll complete the fucking thing. And trust me, that's saying something: guns are not easy to come by around these parts.
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7th October, 2008 (7:36 pm)
The Day With All the Offense (10)
Doesn’t matter which direction I look in, I’m being offended from both sides today. Can you believe that article on how to ‘deal’ with your girl once she’s ‘let herself go’? Or those adverts? Fuck you, assholes. I don’t buy Pantene but if I did, I’d stop right here. Please - do the same. NOTHING should encourage the advertisers into believing that these deeply offensive campaigns even remotely work.
Also, my employers fucked over my work BFF, failing to give him a job he not only deserved, but would absolutely kick ass at - a role working to me. I was still shaking with anger half an hour after finding out that he didn’t get it. I know I’m biased but wtf - a blind chimp could see that he’s too talented for the job he’s in. Now he’s going to find a better job elsewhere, quit, and tell them to kiss his ass - and that’ll suck. Who else will I have lunch with? :(
I know I’m typing shit, randomly venting, and no-one cares about my Konami rant either. Clearly still gunkified, aren’t I? :p Tell me - what’s new with you? Good weekend? Get laid?
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20th July, 2008 (9:46 pm)
The Day With the Love (9)
I love ya, baby.
And yeah,I know you love mes too. Tisn othing to do with alcolhol, don’t you know.
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1st July, 2008 (2:53 pm)
The Day With The Brown Box (4)
The greatest invention of our time.
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12th June, 2008 (8:40 am)
The Bit About Not Being Dead (21)
I’m not dead.
It just appears that way as I’m poorly bad and recuperating on the couch. This would be mind-numbing were it not for the fact that my birthday presents arrived early and I’ve subsequently lost my life to Rock Band.
Not only am I a guitar legend, I also now rock the mic - rock the mic RIGHT.
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