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The Day With All the Syns Ever Created Ever

on Jan 21, 2016

I got myself a Breakfast Bloomer toastie and a teeny, tiny Almond and Raspberry Bake at Costa earlier today. When I put that in my Slimming World Weight Loss Planner later that afternoon, my laptop laughed and pointed at me. I had no other Syns today. Nothing. Breakfast and dinner and everything in-between – all was Free. And yet somehow those two little treats equate to my Syn allowance of four days. FOUR. ONE TWO THREE FOUR. MY DIET IS GOING SO WELL YOU GUYS.

The day with 2014

on Jan 1, 2014

Well, look who’s crawled out of the arse-end of 2013 and blogging a’fresh, like every other two-bit blogger in the blogosphere? I know. I have no shame. How are you then? Keeping well? Your hair looks fab, by the way. Have you lost weight? Insert other niceties here, and I’ll gloss over the startling absence – again – with hot, stabby nonchalance. If I told you I’ll miss 2013 I’d by lying. I know. The end of 2012? It wasn’t great. But I spent a huge part of 2013 (probably) clinically depressed, self-medicating with chocolate and tears and struggling to get out of bed. The tail end of 2012 was crap, but it was in 2013 where I hit rock bottom. Thankfully, I’m on the up again now; I have a job, steady writing work, and the promise of other things twinkling in my not-too-distant future. But I’ll always remember 2013 for the turd...

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