Silver Screen Summaries
Ten Word Reviews (or less)
I like films. I even like writing about them. Thing is, I’m kinda bad at it. Therefore, I’ve developed my own lazy-ass way of reviewing films without putting too much effort in. Good, eh?
Here I’ll sum up my thoughts on all the films I see (starting from November 2009) in no more than 10 words. This can be 10 disparate words or a 10 word sentence. Yeah, the rules are that lax – that’s the fun of making ’em up as you go along.
The Princess Bride (Re-watch)
Viewed: 4 January 2015
“I want my father back, you son of a bitch.”
Wizard of Oz (Re-watch)
Viewed: 1 January 2015
Can’t believe how much I can still recite word-perfectly …
Viewed: 31 December 2014
Funny – and horrifying – in equal measures. Poor dolphin though. :(
Back to the Future (Re-watch)
Viewed: 29 December 2014
My favourite film of all-time for a reason.
Viewed: 1 July 2010
Still meh. Edward’s hair is stupid. Jacob’s alarmingly hot though.
Viewed: 20 June 2010
Meh. Okay. Bit dull. Iron Man is hotter than Edward.
Iron Man 2
Viewed: 19 June 2010
Good, but 1 was better. Downey Jnr is FUCKING HOT.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Viewed: 13 December 2009
Weird. And not in a good way. 70s version’s better.
Viewed: 27 November 2009
Believe the hype. SHIT-SCARY. Ending sucked a bit though.