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Silver Screen Summaries

Ten Word Reviews (or less)

I like films. I even like writing about them. Thing is, I’m kinda bad at it. Therefore, I’ve developed my own lazy-ass way of reviewing films without putting too much effort in. Good, eh?

Here I’ll sum up my thoughts on all the films I see (starting from November 2009) in no more than 10 words. This can be 10 disparate words or a 10 word sentence. Yeah, the rules are that lax – that’s the fun of making ’em up as you go along.

2015

The Princess Bride (Re-watch)

Viewed: 4 January 2015

“I want my father back, you son of a bitch.”
Rating: ★★★★★

Wizard of Oz (Re-watch)

Viewed: 1 January 2015

Can’t believe how much I can still recite word-perfectly …
Rating: ★★★★★

2014

Inbetweeners 2

Viewed: 31 December 2014

Funny – and horrifying – in equal measures. Poor dolphin though. :(
Rating: ★★★★★

Back to the Future (Re-watch)

Viewed: 29 December 2014

My favourite film of all-time for a reason.
Rating: ★★★★★

2010

New Moon

Viewed: 1 July 2010

Still meh. Edward’s hair is stupid. Jacob’s alarmingly hot though.
Rating: ★★★½☆

Twilight

Viewed: 20 June 2010

Meh. Okay. Bit dull. Iron Man is hotter than Edward.
Rating: ★★★☆☆

Iron Man 2

Viewed: 19 June 2010

Good, but 1 was better. Downey Jnr is FUCKING HOT.
Rating: ★★★★☆

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Viewed: 13 December 2009

Weird. And not in a good way. 70s version’s better.
Rating: ★★★☆☆

Paranormal Activity

Viewed: 27 November 2009

Believe the hype. SHIT-SCARY. Ending sucked a bit though.
Rating: ★★★★½